So, a friend of mine returns from the pub's loo with his pants totally wet on the front part.I ask him: "What did happen? Did your zipper have a blockage?"He replies:"Nah, y'know - I've been wearing bifocal glasses since yesterday. When I was peeing I saw something small and then something big. I thought the big couldn't be mine, so I put it back and this shit has happened to me."
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